• RELEVANCY SCORE 4.53

    DB:4.53:Who Is The Moron? x1






    Who is the MORON at Palm that hard-encoded two STUPID songs in ROM that I can't delete from my Centro?

    How can I slap that idiot?

    Post relates to: Centro (Sprint)

    DB:4.53:Who Is The Moron? x1


    Thanks for your reply, however, Palm is to blame for burning stupid stuff like those song, sodoku and other nonsense that can't be deleted in the first place.

    The only solution I could find that works for me is to make a playlist that contains everything else other than the two songs.

    Post relates to: Centro (Sprint)

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 4.13

    DB:4.13:To The Moron Who Conceived The Catapult Scene 73





    I want the dev who thought up of the 1st catapult scene to give me my 60 eu back. It is annoying, I don't even enjoy it and can't pass it.

    DB:4.13:To The Moron Who Conceived The Catapult Scene 73

    Mmmmm I passed it afterall but didn't realise the six axis control. I just fired. And had one minute left.

    Good to hear it, as the wee spider taught my auld pal Robert the Bruce "If at first you dont succeed, try and try again" A wee bit of scottish history there for you! LOL



    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 4.02

    DB:4.02:I Lost My Recovery Disk And My Manufacturer Is A Moron 1k





    I bought my emachine desktop unit yeeeeaaars ago and it died.A friend installed Ubuntu and I need my XP back. I lost the recovery disk who knows when and the manufacturer of th emachine is saying they cannot find my serial number. Cant i just go through
    Microsoft to get a recovery disk? The sticker and all that info is still on the machine.

    DB:4.02:I Lost My Recovery Disk And My Manufacturer Is A Moron 1k

    I bought my emachine desktop unit yeeeeaaars ago and it died.A friend installed Ubuntu and I need my XP back. I lost the recovery disk who knows when and the manufacturer of th emachine is saying they cannot find my serial number. Cant i just go through
    Microsoft to get a recovery disk? The sticker and all that info is still on the machine.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.70

    DB:3.70:Blackberry Id Error 7x



    Hi,

    I need to update my Whatsapp but to do so I have to verify my BlackBerry ID. The problem is that the moron who set up my phone used the wrong e-mail address and I have forgotten my BlackBerry ID Password. BlackBerry keep sending the "Change password" to the incorect email address and I am therefore not getting it. Is there anyway I can get Blackberry to send the message to the correct email address ?

    DB:3.70:Blackberry Id Error 7x

    castleos wrote:
    Hi,

    I need to update my Whatsapp but to do so I have to verify my BlackBerry ID. The problem is that the moron who set up my phone used the wrong e-mail address and I have forgotten my BlackBerry ID Password. BlackBerry keep sending the "Change password" to the incorect email address and I am therefore not getting it. Is there anyway I can get Blackberry to send the message to the correct email address ?

    Yes, well.... there is no way around this.

    Just as it was suggested above by gutijose14, the best and only way is to start fresh: set up the right email account and a BlackBerry ID that you can remember the next time.

    Good luck

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.59

    DB:3.59:Netstats Moron... mk


    Hi,I have been having trouble with internet connections for about 2 weeks... I have a Mac Pro connected via ethernet and a laptop and 2 iphones connected intermittently via wi-fi.The internet DL speed is around 3MB at best - at worst around 0.5MB. I contacted my ISP and they asked me to look at Netstats. I listed all connections - there was a lot of info listed (although only about 4 or 4 were marked as ESTABLISHED.)They told me there should be no more than 10 and that I probably had a virus. I have run a virus scan and nothing was detected.Can anyone give me any advice? Do I have a problem with my machine or is this the ISP passing the buck?!BTW, I'm a bit of a moron when it comes to things that are TOO technical, so please use language I'm likely to undertsand!

    DB:3.59:Netstats Moron... mk

    That sounds like a router or modem issue. Reboot both if you haven't already done that. If your router is physically separate from the modem, bypass it and connect one of the Macs directly to the modem with Ethernet. You'll probably have to reboot the modem to get that to work. See whether there's a difference.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.44

    DB:3.44:Xp Games ? zk



    Hi my dads a moron and downloaded a copy of windows xp to fix my moms pc. But there is no games. Yes i tried "add/remove programs / windows features" the games have been deleted off the disk. Is there anyway to download them from microsoft? And yes the instalation of windows is valid she had cd key but no disk!!!

    DB:3.44:Xp Games ? zk


    mike, you have a PM.




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  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.27

    DB:3.27:Fsb/Cpu Speed Problem Easy Fix Probly 7j




    I was fidlin' around in my bios and noticed that Im running at 1.34Ghz... which is strange for me, considering im running an AthlonXP 2200+, i played with the FSB Setting a bit, put it to 200, yet im still running at 1.34Ghz... This should be 1.8Ghz if im correct...

    What exactly are the settings i need to change to get myself up to 1.8Ghz? I feel like a moron asking this since i should know it... heh

    Thanks for the help though to those who give it.

    System: (Just for reference)

    Board: k7n2g-ILSR
    CPU: AthlonXP 2200+
    RAM: 1xCrucial 256MB PC2700

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.26

    DB:3.26:Missing Motocare ck



    Nowhere on my phone can I find the motocare app. I looked at the FAQ and motocare is enabled under the privacy settings. In addition, if I check running apps, I can see the motocare service running. I feel like a moron asking, but how do I actually find the app so I can initiate a chat?

    DB:3.26:Missing Motocare ck


    It's listed as a Hidden App in SL. You tap that three-block icon at the top right of the SL programs screen. Then you select Show Hidden Apps and you can select it.

    Sorry, i misunderstood that you are using Smart Launcher. I guess you have to find another way to un-disable the motocare program.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.26

    DB:3.26:Browsing History 3s



    Is there another way to delete browsing history than one link at a time. And I'm talking for ANDROID. I asked this question yesterday and some moron sent instructions for deleting the history of a pc.

    edit: locking this thread as duplicate

    DB:3.26:Browsing History 3s



    I'll answer in your earlier thread: https://support.mozilla.org/questions/985679

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.25

    DB:3.25:Dch 3416 Is Useless With A 1080p Tv 99



    I have the DCH 3416 dual DVR recorder. I want to know why this box keeps changing the default from 1080i to 720P despite having a 1080P flat screen? Is it a piece of doo-doo that needs to be thrown out onto the street? Do I have to now take the ID 10 T box back to comcast where I have to stand in line with 50 other people where only one no-customer service person sits? I am tired of being treated as a moron by comcast. I'm ready to switch to ATT or satelite. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BOX AND WHO IS GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM?

    DB:3.25:Dch 3416 Is Useless With A 1080p Tv 99


    I have the DCH 3416 dual DVR recorder. I want to know why this box keeps changing the default from 1080i to 720P despite having a 1080P flat screen? Is it a piece of doo-doo that needs to be thrown out onto the street? Do I have to now take the ID 10 T box back to comcast where I have to stand in line with 50 other people where only one no-customer service person sits? I am tired of being treated as a moron by comcast. I'm ready to switch to ATT or satelite. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BOX AND WHO IS GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM?

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.15

    DB:3.15:Bhello Support! Fix The $120-160 Dollar Hunk Of Wow Headset Please!? zj


    Lots of us having the same problem, talking in vent and randomly sounding like a robotic moron who pierces the other peoples ears! I mean seriously, come on ventrillo, talk to someone for about 15 minutes, you be able to recreate the problem! fix the issue or recall your broken headset, your making Creative and Blizzard look like Schmucks!

    Sincerely,

    One Irritated Italian

    DB:3.15:Bhello Support! Fix The $120-160 Dollar Hunk Of Wow Headset Please!? zj

    Well if the problem isnt addressed by 5/6 i will be returning my headset to amazon.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.13

    DB:3.13:How Do You Uninstall Programs? p3


    I had to download MAMP for school and now we no longer need it...I would like to remove it from my hd. Is it just as easy as dragging and dropping in the trash? I am used to Windows uninstall feature, so please forgive me if you think I am a moron!

    DB:3.13:How Do You Uninstall Programs? p3

    Peatree2 wrote: Try an app like AppCleaner, (Free), online that can remove applications and all files related to it. that is not necessary if you actually know how to uninstall things correctly.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.11

    DB:3.11:Weekly Emergency Broadcast System Test d9



    Noticed the weekly Emergency Broadcast System Tests are scheduled in the middle of the local morning news the last couple of weeks. So I have 30 mins to digest the day before work on a weather impacted day no less and the alert tone doesn't come on, the picture goes to computer generated c: and then the test message in english and spanish is displayed.

    Who is the MORON who schedules this? It used to run at 2AM-3AM where it doesn't have an impact to the masses! EPIC FAILURE by scheduling weenies!!!







    Solved
    Go to solution

    DB:3.11:Weekly Emergency Broadcast System Test d9


    Thanks for the explanation. Time to shut off the cable box and go back to over the air free tv and TV test patterns.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.09

    DB:3.09:I Just Need To Be Allowed Into My Account And Nobody Will Help Me jc


    Why is Microsoft so unhelpful??
    I have been trying for months to get into my hotmail account and change the password. I have an alternate email address to reset passwords, which was never an issue before the switch to outlook, and now suddenly nothing I do is evidence enough to be allowed
    in to my account.
    Who can I talk to that can actually help? Because so far I've talked to 3 moron robots who gave me completely useless information about resetting my account.

    I have tried to fill out the request form, but because I haven't been into the account for months, no amount of information is enough for the stupid requirements.

    Someone just help me please because I am so sick of this!!

    DB:3.09:I Just Need To Be Allowed Into My Account And Nobody Will Help Me jc

    Hello,

    I understand that you are unable to access and recover your email account. I know this can be frustrating so let us help you by invistigating your account on our end.

    Unfortunately, voice support is not available at this time, please bear with us.
    For us to investigate your account on our end, we would like you to post your question as a private support request. To do this please follow this steps:

    1. Go to this link.
    2. Fill in the required information.
    3. Click on Submit.

    NOTE: I've locked this thread now.

    Regards.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.08

    DB:3.08:Email Issues p9



    1) I have an unreal email icon on my bold that I cannot get rid of. There are no emails, yet the icon is still there. 2) I have 2 of the same gmail accounts set up on the phone and cannot delete one of them. Any solutions to these minor annoyances. Many thanks




    Techno-Moron

    DB:3.08:Email Issues p9

    Bdub1 wrote:
    Thanks, the fix for the email icon and hidden messages worked perfectly!

    Excellent. You are most welcome!

    Bdub1 wrote:

    however, setting up an email is no problem. I want to remove a duplicate email account on GMail. When I go to DownloadsGmailAccounts, I have my 3 emails listed, with one of them being listed twice. Doesn't really impact anything, just thought if there was an easy method to delete an email account.

    Hmmm...you must be using the GMail plugin rather than straight-BIS. As such, I've no idea. But, you might have some luck with that link I provided. While it's written for how to set up an email account, it further provides you access into your BIS configuration...from where you can manage (remove, change, etc.) your configured email accounts as well.

    Good luck!




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  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.07

    DB:3.07:Psp Vs. Ds 78


    http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/features/51374/Verdict_Sony_PSP_vs_Nintendo_DS.html

    now we sit back and wait for ryoko to say that the entire arcticle is full of s**t and that the guy is a moron/psp-fanboy and he clearly knows nothing and yada yada yada so on and so forth.

    DB:3.07:Psp Vs. Ds 78

    http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/features/51374/Verdict_Sony_PSP_vs_Nintendo_DS.html

    now we sit back and wait for ryoko to say that the entire arcticle is full of s**t and that the guy is a moron/psp-fanboy and he clearly knows nothing and yada yada yada so on and so forth.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.07

    DB:3.07:Am I A Moron? Now What? pa



    I have a hub/spoke network set up. Each spoke can see the hub with no problem. I can ping the hub, no problem. Chat works.

    Now, I know I'll sound like a moron when I ask this, but here we go:

    NOW WHAT?

    I can't view any files on the hub. When I enter the hub's IP in a browser, nothing happens. The "browse" option is disabled on the spoke I'm using.

    I haven't yet tried setting up an application to use the database on the hub, since I haven't figured out how to do anything else.

    Thanks.

    DB:3.07:Am I A Moron? Now What? pa


    Here's an update... I *can* Browse and see shared folders... but only if I'm using a PC as a spoke (the hub is a PC).

    On my Mac... browsing is not an option.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.04

    DB:3.04:This Is Just Plain Stupid 8j



    why did some moron put the close (x) button so close to the forward arrow in the find feature of reader as to make it nearly impossible to search text without continually closing the find feature? It seems like some people do things either to anger others, or they just have absolutely no common sense

    DB:3.04:This Is Just Plain Stupid 8j


    I have never clicked on the ▸ (Next) button; I always use the Enter or F3 (Windows) to go to the next item.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.04

    DB:3.04:Hmm..Unscrupulous Buyers Win? xf



    Hullo,

    been having a wee look on this forum and am shocked that paypal offers no protection for sellers!

    What do we pay them for?

    I recently had a buyer (who was impatient and aggressive in emails) reverse a charge for an item that had not yet been delivered. I'd explained to the poor moron time and time again that I had no problem with refunding his money after the post office had conducted their search.

    But...no...PayPal lets him take the money back and the item will probably just be delayed, and when he gets it, he wins! And I'm out of luck...cos the guy is a **bleep** and will just keep it!

    Why can't Paypal take all the circumstances into account?

    Poor Show!

    DB:3.04:Hmm..Unscrupulous Buyers Win? xf


    Hi guys,

    Although I realise you may feel that PayPal always sides with the buyer in regards to cases, every case is fully investigated before a decision is made on the outcome of the case. If your buyer opens a dispute for non-receipt of an item, we would request details from you in regards to the postage. If your buyer opens a dispute as the item they received was not as described or damaged, we would investigate the condition of the item and may request proof from the buyer before makinga decision on the case.

    If your buyer has been asked to return the item to you in order to receive a refund, we would not refund the payment until we can see that you have received the item back from them. You have the option to appeal the outcome of the case if you are unhappy. The best thing to do would be to contact us when you receive the item back and let us know what the condition of the item is.

    Either way, you will have the option to appeal the outcome of the case if you are unhappy with the outcome of the case.

    I hope this information helps,

    David.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.04

    DB:3.04:Newsgroups ad


    Hi,

    I'm new to this, so please forgive me if this is in the wrong forum.

    I just got a new PM G5, my husband subscribed to some newsgroups on the old PC, he needed to download a program to use/get the newsgroups. Can anyone tell me how to do this with the MAC? I am extremely limited in my computer knowledge, so please explain at computer-moron level. . .

    Thanks,

    cobdoc

    DB:3.04:Newsgroups ad

    Entourage comes with the Microsoft news group account already set up for you. You will not find any general Mac groups on their server. You would have to create a new News account using the settings provided by your ISP for their own news server. The number of groups available, the completeness of the coverage, and the length of time the messages stay on your ISP's news server is dependent on your ISP. Some do a wonderful job, others hardly have any offerings. With Entourage you can read messages and post messages to the groups.

    There is another way to access the news groups. That is through Google Groups. You can read all the messages at Google Groups, but you have to sign up with them if you want to post a message.

    You can see a listing of the main Mac groups available by clicking here. Only some of these may be available through your ISP's news server.

    Matt

    Mac Mini; BW G3/300

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 3.04

    DB:3.04:Is There Anyway To Recover Hard Drive After Formatting It?!!! 1s


    ok i feel like a moron at the moment so i went to erase one partition on my imac hardrive and for some reason it erased both one had snow leopard on it and the other my freshly installed lion with all my data. it has formatted both and i feel like bashing myself because the data is essential is there anyway i can recover this data.

    DB:3.04:Is There Anyway To Recover Hard Drive After Formatting It?!!! 1s

    I use this utility quite a bit. It is available and has good tutorials. http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDiskLooks like someone posted to a very old thread and resurrected it.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.97

    DB:2.97:Next Software Update (Dolby Digital) 79


    I have a yamaha receiver and I have been without DD sound since 4/4. The guy in tech support was a moron. This problem is well documented in the forum. When will it be fixed? If I press the "up" arrow I can get pcm sound.

    DB:2.97:Next Software Update (Dolby Digital) 79

    I have a yamaha receiver and I have been without DD sound since 4/4. The guy in tech support was a moron. This problem is well documented in the forum. When will it be fixed? If I press the "up" arrow I can get pcm sound.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.95

    DB:2.95:Ok, Who's The Script Kiddie? cm


    Who keeps posting the dummy topic to this forum that forces you to unroll all the posts to see any of them? You're doing something easy for no purpose. That puts you in the "moron" category in my book.

    DB:2.95:Ok, Who's The Script Kiddie? cm

    Who keeps posting the dummy topic to this forum that forces you to unroll all the posts to see any of them? You're doing something easy for no purpose. That puts you in the "moron" category in my book.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.95

    DB:2.95:Clipping Mask On Multiple Artboards In Ai Cs4 31


    Newby QI just got the AI CS4 and am loving the multiple artboards function. I tried to create a clipping mask on a double artboard setup and it seemed only to want to work on one of the two artboards or only when I selected all items on them both. Am I being a moron? Or is there some secret to doing this?thx

    DB:2.95:Clipping Mask On Multiple Artboards In Ai Cs4 31

    Newby QI just got the AI CS4 and am loving the multiple artboards function. I tried to create a clipping mask on a double artboard setup and it seemed only to want to work on one of the two artboards or only when I selected all items on them both. Am I being a moron? Or is there some secret to doing this?thx

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.94

    DB:2.94:Bt Infinity - A Joke, And A Lie 7m



    I am on BT infinity. My dl speed, which is supposed to be 21 meg, is at 5meg, and my upload speed is at 8 meg. Work that one out. Before that I was on BT normal, and my dl speed was at 0.5 meg. They send me 4 hubs, and everytime I rang them I get some moron, who treats me like a moron, even when I have informed them that I have spent over 11 months trying to sort the same problem. I really have had it.

    DB:2.94:Bt Infinity - A Joke, And A Lie 7m


    Hi TheRahman,

    Thanks for posting. I'm sorry your connection is running slow. I can check this if you wish. Drop me an email to forum.moderation.team@bt.com with your account details and a link to this thread for reference and we'll take it from there.

    Cheers

    David




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  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.94

    DB:2.94:A Male Moron Moment xp


    I accidently made my asp.net admin on my computer and removed my account as admin. The asp is passworded and computer will not reconize the password. and my account is now limited with no admin accesss. How do I resolve this?

    DB:2.94:A Male Moron Moment xp

    You may end up needing to re-install Windows but if you don't mind rolling up your sleeves, you might try the following procedure. You can use this procedure to pull up and install a backup copy of the registry before you changed the privileges and regain
    control:
    "How to recover from a corrupted registry that prevents Windows XP from starting"
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/307545
    Part 1 is rather risky because it moves what amounts to the original registry into the operational registry in the hopes that this will allow the computer to boot long enough to copy a recent registry backup from the "System Volume Information" folder into
    the system. This is why this procedure is not recommended for OEM systems. An alternate method is to create a free Live Linux boot CD such asKnoppix or
    Ubuntu and boot your computer from this disk. If you choose Ubuntu, take particular care to follow the "Try Me" instructions (ie, do not do an installation of Ubuntu). Linux has
    the advantage that protections placed on the System Volume Information folder do not get in the way of accessing the files there. If you can do this, you can pick up KB307545 from Part 2, Step 6 using the Linux CD to copy/paste/move/delete files instead of
    the command-line instructions in the KB. If you pick a backup folder in System Volume Information folder dated before you changed the user permissions, this should restore your old username/password/permissions. You will not need to reboot after Part 2,
    but you will have to remove the CD and reboot the system between Part 3 and 4. After rebooting, you hopefully will have your old permissions back and can do the System Restore in Part 4 also from a date before you made your ill-advised changes.
    If all that sounds too involved, then the Live Linux disk can be used to back up your files to a USB drive or network drive before you re-install Windows
    HTH,
    JW

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.93

    DB:2.93:What Is American-English ? zj


    is there such a language as American-English? seriously now, it looks like a type or oxy-moron..is there Canadian-English in Oracle NLS? is there an American_Samoa_English? is there a Native -American-English?!

    can we please just change the default Oracle language to American?

    DB:2.93:What Is American-English ? zj

    "realise" in en_US en_GB English are both spoken the same way!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.93

    DB:2.93:Hp Photosmart C4280 All-In-One ff



    Is it just me or is this printer by HP a piece of crap??? It's tempermental, goes into unalignment if you walk near it (no touching, just air current) and is totally bad. So, it's up for a vote.

    Yes, the HP Photosmart C480 All-In-One is a piece of crap

    No, I'm a moron

    DB:2.93:Hp Photosmart C4280 All-In-One ff


    Is it just me or is this printer by HP a piece of crap??? It's tempermental, goes into unalignment if you walk near it (no touching, just air current) and is totally bad. So, it's up for a vote.

    Yes, the HP Photosmart C480 All-In-One is a piece of crap

    No, I'm a moron

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.90

    DB:2.90:Help, Please xs


    Alright lets see. I have like close to 3,000 songs in my itunes. When i was trying to click and play a song my computer was running slow so like a moron i kept clicking and before i knew it my itunes flashed and all of the little boxes next to all my songs became unclicked. If you know itunes then you know when a song is unclicked it wont play in shuffle or wont play enless clicked on manually. Now the only way i know how to click all the boxes is manually and id really rather not have to click all 2800, so if there is anyone who knows how to select them all, id really appreciate a reply or email to bballwarrior30@gmail.com, thanks so very much.

    -pete, troubled itunes user

    DB:2.90:Help, Please xs

    thanks, i dont know what i did but i selected them all and just like clicked a million times and adventually they all clicked, so im all set, thanks

    -pete

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.90

    DB:2.90:Re: Home Networking W/ Comcast Arris Tg862gct Modem px



    I just had Comcast internet installed today. Am I missing something or is the Arris modem really as easy to hack into as it seems? Admin access is http instead of https. I wanted to enable MAC addr filtering and change the WEP key, but can find no way to do either. Changing the WEP key is my main concern because, right now, any maintenance guy can come into my apartment when I am not home and read the WEP key off the label. What moron came up with the idea to physically label the WEP key where anyone with physical access to your apartment [thieves, maintenance guys, or any visitor who is in the room for 5 minutes when you aren't] can get it?

    DB:2.90:Re: Home Networking W/ Comcast Arris Tg862gct Modem px


    The physical lock analogy doesn't hold up for a number of reasons...but then it is a waste of time trying to argue with someone who is already addicted to his own Koolaid.....





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  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:Help! People Can't See My Playlist p9



    I've created a playlist, can see it when I'm on SPotify - but no-one else can.

    I know I'm being a moron but what should I do. This is important as I'm publsihing a book that refers to the playlist.

    Many thanks.

    grossefugue

    DB:2.89:Help! People Can't See My Playlist p9


    Hey!.,,

    I have a playlist called "Johnster´s Rock", but I cant seem to find it, unless I find some of my friends, which have subscribed to it??

    How come I cant find it, under "My playlists"? Hope you can fix this problem of mine

    John Frellsen

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:How Do I Report A Scam App? fm


    I can't find the link in iTunes or on the site to report an abusive app, although I'm probably missing something obvious.

    The app in question is:
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-100-to-win-now/id357407437?mt=8

    Which is basically a typical blatantly obvious email scam in app form. No idea how the ** this got through - hopefully the moron who approved it will be suitable reprimanded. =/

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:Iphone 4 Constantly Dropping Calls Or "Call Failed" aj


    I've been having nothing but trouble the past couple weeks with dropping calls or getting the "failed call" showing up when trying to make a call. It happens more times than not and i spoke with Apple today and was told that after you try all the resets and restore options it should be fine. If that doesn't work, its more than likely a SIM card issue and needs to be cleaned or replaced. I did all the restore and backup and all the other garbage they advised me to do, and still did not work. Took the SIM card out and im not sure if its supposed to sparkle in the light, but its pretty **** clean. Re-inserted it, and still dropping calls or "call failed". Next option is getting a new SIM card tomorrow and i'll update what i find out.

    Previously, in July, some moron from Canada was beaking how its a service issue and he's on Rogers network, blah blah blah and he's never dropped a call and its superior to AT-T and mentioned something about how all the ppl would have no trouble if they were on the Rogers network.

    Well i'm from Canada and work with 2 other ppl, surprise, from Canada who are having the same problem with the iphone 4........its not a network thing whatsoever, because ppl on Telus and Rogers are having the same problem. Im assuming he was from Toronto where the center of the universe is and he was basically just being an idiot, so for that moron, i apologize to ALL who are having issues with the iphone 4 and hopefully Apple gets their act together and solves this issue!!

    DB:2.89:Iphone 4 Constantly Dropping Calls Or "Call Failed" aj

    Apple has just told me I do not likely need to reset my phone (and spend half a day getting all of my settings and data back) - have already done a reset network settings as well as TELUS doing some work on their end in terms of "fixing" my settings/information on their network. I don't seem to have a problem with a call randomly dropping if I'm standing still, however the phone seems to have major problems when I'm moving around in the city. I can repeat specific locations of dropped calls, indicating that the phone or the network is having a hard time handing the call from one tower to another as I move through the city.Apple seems to think this is likely a network issue as it has only been happening to me for the last few weeks (and nothing has changed otherwise with my phone OS, settings, etc...and it hasn't been dropped, whacked, drowned or anything else).Telus has suggested that I try a new SIM card, Apple doesn't think that will do anything - I suppose I will try the SIM card anyway...if that solves the problem, I'll post an update.Anyone else having this problem, in an urban centre ONLY when they're moving around?Cheers!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:Translating The Common Ca. 3j


    " Hello, is Mr. Jones available?"Translation: " Where's that deadbeat debtor hiding?""Is this his wife?""Are you the stupid idiot that married this loser?""I'm calling on behalf of Jerk,Jerk and Jerk Associates regarding a past due bill.""I'm a self-rightous moron who enjoys dunning people for money.""I need to know when Mr. Jones is going to take care of this debt."" Am I scaring you yet?""If I don't recieve payment by 5 pm today, I'm going to have to refer this debt to our legal department.""We don't have a legal department. I just enjoy acting like we do.""Thank you for your time, Mrs. Jones.""I'll call back in five minutes and go through all this again."



    " I like to live as a poor man, with a lot of money." - Pablo Picasso (who was a jerk.)

    DB:2.89:Translating The Common Ca. 3j

    Oh - I've heard it all:*Are you retarded? - Gas card bill that was due the day before.*Try peddling that to someone that's buying - Reply when I informed collector that was threatening to sue that debt was waaaaay past SOL*Hello?Hello?Hello? Do you have some kinda hearing problem? I WANT MY MONEY NOW! - One of my co-workers at a major auto finance company to a customer 8 days late on one payment...



    " I like to live as a poor man, with a lot of money." - Pablo Picasso (who was a jerk.)

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:Russell Edward Brand 38



    What the hell do people see in that idiot ? Ive seen funnier beheading's than that fool,The man is a moron if he was on American tv then it would be excusable,but on English or Irish tv ***** is going on.

    If that fool is one of the best standup's out there we are all ina very sad place.




  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:The Disturbing Presence Of Morons... dj



    any sim owner who, immediately after the last set of a live music event, summarily gives 40 avatars 2 minutes to TP out of a very laggy sim because s/he wishes to reboot the sim is clearly very inconsiderate or a moron or both...

    the just punishment for this thoughtless act should be to have their rez date reset to the current date...

    DB:2.89:The Disturbing Presence Of Morons... dj


    Kurk Mumfuzz wrote:

    the problem was apparent after my TP failed and i was logged out...

    when the "you have been logged off" image returned, a survey of the room clearly showed that barely anyone got out of there alive...

    a kind of virtual club fire with the exits closed and locked...

    and, yeah, i lost a couple of writing pieces that i had been working on...

    a 5 minute warning would have been nicer given that there was no subsequent show...

    but it was what it was... :/

    and that venue's LM is removed from my inventory...

    Writing pieces? Do you mean notecards? If so might be a better idea to open up a notepad on your pc and enter the writing on that first then transfer over to an SL notecard just a thought and suggestion as that's a lot more reliable then expecting to always have a SL connection without crash especially in a busy sim with lag.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.89

    DB:2.89:Converting Mono Samples&Nbsp; To Stereo pd


    I have some sample fx files that I got from someone but the moron who sampled it used the L(mono) jack instead of the headphone jack in recording the sample, so the resulting sample file is a stereo file but sounds mono. Is there any way I can alter a channel of the stereo/mono file in Logic Pro to make it sound more like a stereo sample, maybe offset the 2 channels slightly?

    DB:2.89:Converting Mono Samples&Nbsp; To Stereo pd

    As chaosmoon suggested, a little sample delay will give the impression of stereo. However, the sound will not be mono compatible.

    By using very small amounts of delay on one channel, you are getting into the domain of the "Haas Effect" which describes the way the ear/brain interprets directionality of a sound. In your case, if you take the same sound and duplicate it on two channels, pan them, and add a small amount of delay to, say, just the right side, the ear will percieve the sound as coming from the left. That's because the right side is delayed. Sounds simple enough, right? And very small amounts of delay (10's - 100's of samples, or even 1 - 10 milliseconds) will create the impression of stereo from a mono source. BUT, when the delay times are that small, if you put that sound in mono, it will flange with a static-sounding tone (called the "comb filter effect"). If the delay is really really small (on the order of samples), putting the sound in mono might even cause it to cancel out to a great degree.

    You might even hear comb filtering in a stereo mix if you narrow the stereo spread with the pan pots.

    So adding delay to just one side is a totally legitimate effect and highly useful to create the impression of stereo. Just know ahead of time that your sound will not be mono compatible, and that for the effect to be heard well in stereo, your panning will likely have to be hard left right for the two sounds.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Genius Is A Moron 3a


    It looks like cyberspace is littered with the carcasses of deleted playlists. It seems that when many have updated to ITunes 8, the "genius" emptied their pre-existing playlists.

    In addition, if you have a large library, Genius fails with various errors (4010 is one that is often mentioned.)

    Can anyone hear the voice of Vizzini?

    "Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
    ... ...Morons. "

    DB:2.88:Genius Is A Moron 3a

    sirebral wrote:
    1. Is there a way to make the genius work?

    It does work for most people. So, the question is how to get Genius to work for you. Please provide more information about what's happening. That means, what errors you're getting (not the ones "most cited online"), what behavior you're seeing.

    2. Since IT 8 hosed my playlists which took years to create, is there any way to read the corrupted itl files from IT 7.

    You might try downloading a copy of iTunes 7.x and seeing if that can read them. Other than that, I can't think of a way. Googling for iTunes 7 is left as an exercise for the reader.

    3. Do you have anything more constructive to say besides I am part of a small minority of users so who cares?

    I never said I didn't care. I was making the valid point that Genius isn't broken. You have a problem, a valid problem so, let's stick with that.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Soundblaster Recognized, But I Can't Hear Anything 7k


    I bought an old PS/ IBM PC 300 GL type 656 with Windows 95. The soundblaster is being recognized, but I can't hear anything. I've checked everything on the software side. All mutes are off, it all seems to be working, but no sound. Where am I making my mistake?

    Sound moron

    DB:2.88:Soundblaster Recognized, But I Can't Hear Anything 7k

    I bought an old PS/ IBM PC 300 GL type 656 with Windows 95. The soundblaster is being recognized, but I can't hear anything. I've checked everything on the software side. All mutes are off, it all seems to be working, but no sound. Where am I making my mistake?

    Sound moron

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:The Morons Thread fx


    If I had put an apostrophe in the word MORON’S that would make it MY thread, but I feel magnanimous so it will be MORONS thread, that means OUR thread!

    In roaming the forums I realised that there was no safe place for a moron (and there are many of us), just look at those of us who think that we will receive an invite in an orderly fashion.

    If you are shy at joining, why not nominate someone who you think is qualified (don’t be nasty, consider it an honour to be nominated) I hope that I’m not being presumptuous nominating myself.

    DB:2.88:The Morons Thread fx

    mynews said:

    Thats what makes this whole thing ironic. The OP was trying to be intellectual and totally made him/herself look like a tool.Click to expand...

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Ok. Add Me To The Moron List. I Guess I Am An Over Zealous Trash Emptier. Can I Retrieve Those Images From The Vastness By Entering My Time Machine And Restore The Library From A Previous Date (When I Wasn't A Moron?) 3m


    Ok. Add me to the moron list. I guess I am an over zealous trash emptier. Can I retrieve those images by entering my time machine and restoring the Iphoto library from a previous date (when I wasn't a moron?)

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Transfer Accounts From Hotmail To Outlook 1p


    I was a moron. I wanted to change over to the new outlook.com. Being an idiot, I created a new account instead of upgrading. Now I can't upgrade the way I want because the user name is already taken by me with the new account. Is there a way to transfer
    accounts from Hotmail to Outlook?

    DB:2.88:Transfer Accounts From Hotmail To Outlook 1p

    Hi,

    You can try this process as a workaround to your issue.
    TrueSwitch is a web-based service that you can use to transfer your stored e-mail messages, contacts, and calendar from another e-mail account to your Hotmail account without having to manually reenter the information.
    1. Visit this website: https://secure5.trueswitch.com/hotmail/
    2. To read the Terms of service agreement, click Terms of Service. If you agree, close the Terms of Service window,
    select the appropriate check box, and then click Begin. To continue, you must agree to the Terms of service agreement.

    3. Under Copy From, type the e-mail address and password for the e-mail account that you want to copy from.

    4. Under Copy to Hotmail, type your Hotmail e-mail address and password, and then click Continue.

    5. Select the check box next to each item that you want to copy.
     
    6. Optional: Send a personal message to your contacts to notify them of the change in your e-mail address.

    To customize the message:
    a. Click Personalize this message.
    b. Enter your first and last name in the appropriate boxes, edit the default message to personalize it, and then click Save Close.

    To select the contacts that you want to send the message to:
     
    a. Click Choose contacts.
    b. Select the check box next to each contact that you want to send a personal notification to.

    -or-
    To send a personal notification to all your contacts, click Select All.
     
    c. Click Save Close.
    7. Click Submit.
    8. To go to your Hotmail account, click Go to Hotmail.

    Notes

    The transfer process doesn't modify any existing information in your original account. This information remains intact.
    If you're transferring e-mail information that's stored on your computer, TrueSwitch transfers that information immediately. If you're transferring e-mail information that's stored on a website, the transfer process may take up to 24 hours.
    Thanks.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Overcharging, Fraudulent, Erroneous Errors On Bill k9



    Comcast is notorious for overbilling its customers but this is flat out fraudulent behavior.

    I recently upgraded to the new Blast Plus promotion, which is actually cheaper than the "performance" service I was getting previously, and received two erroneous/fraudulent charges on my bill - Self Install Kit for $15.00 and Failed Video SIK (whatever that is) for $50.00. I NEVER ordered a self install kit and I think I know what the Failed Video SIK b.s. is!!!

    The first moron service guy who came to my home got the internet up and runnig but left the cable T.V. set top box on my counter...he didn't even try to finish installing the cable T.V!!! So, I went to the trouble to get everything set up myself (even had to pay $25.00 of my own money at the nearest Radio Shack for some coax connectors, splitter, etc). It still didn't work so the 2nd moron came out. After trapesing mud and dirt all over my carpet, he left saying "Drrrrrr....I don't know why the video isn't working, everything seems to be set up correctly." The third moron who came must have had an IQ of 3 instead of 2 as he told me sometimes there's a "video trap" or little switch out on the street box that has to be removed. He went out and checked and sure enough, there was one on my line. As soon as he removed it, wallaaaa, video was working for Cable T.V.

    My questions are: 1) Why in God's name was I charge for a self install kit that I never ordered, and 2) why should I have to pay for something that was clearly on Comcast's end, not mine?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

    I've been a Comcast cutsomer for over 10 years and have finally had enough of this b.s!!!

    DB:2.88:Overcharging, Fraudulent, Erroneous Errors On Bill k9


    Try sending an email to "we_can_help@cable.comcast.com". Include:Account numberFull nameService addressBest contact phone number and time to callA description of the problemA link to your postA Comcast problem resolution specialist should contact you to follow up. They seem to be quite a bit sharper than the regular phone or chat customer service reps.You can also reach this group at https://twitter.com/ComcastCares/

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Degradation ad



    I made a mistake with 'upgrading' from 2.x to 6.y

    The new design is a huge fall back in usability.

    A huge one.

    Non-customizable interface filled with absolutely uninteresting items for normal use, items and design take up big areas, impossible to make it small and handy (who the f..k ever want to stare at the skype contact list in full screen and nothing else? Who had this moron idea?! Are they having furniture sized phones in the middle of there home or what?). Moron approach.

    Whoever made this gave no s...t to users and practicality, none.

    Please fire this incompetent team that made this and bring back a handy version by some at least average product management and development team.

    This is s..t, nice try level as max.

    DB:2.88:Degradation ad


    I made a mistake with 'upgrading' from 2.x to 6.y

    The new design is a huge fall back in usability.

    A huge one.

    Non-customizable interface filled with absolutely uninteresting items for normal use, items and design take up big areas, impossible to make it small and handy (who the f..k ever want to stare at the skype contact list in full screen and nothing else? Who had this moron idea?! Are they having furniture sized phones in the middle of there home or what?). Moron approach.

    Whoever made this gave no s...t to users and practicality, none.

    Please fire this incompetent team that made this and bring back a handy version by some at least average product management and development team.

    This is s..t, nice try level as max.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:S:Calendar Deprecated But Rich Calendar Problematic 1s



    Calendar deprecated but Rich Calendar not proving easy to use (5 hours+ and still cant get it to work)I must be a moron as its seems sooooo simple.. but here is the thread in RF forum.http://www.jboss.com/index.html?module=bbop=viewtopicp=4128888#4128888Can one of you Gurus take a look.

    DB:2.88:S:Calendar Deprecated But Rich Calendar Problematic 1s


    Calendar deprecated but Rich Calendar not proving easy to use (5 hours+ and still cant get it to work)I must be a moron as its seems sooooo simple.. but here is the thread in RF forum.http://www.jboss.com/index.html?module=bbop=viewtopicp=4128888#4128888Can one of you Gurus take a look.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Tabs Position In Internet Explorer 9 In Windows 7 px


    Have just installed IE9 and am very unhappy with the position of the Tabs tabs, which are at the very top of the Window. How do i get them down near the page window where they belong are are very much more useable? As it is the tabs are very inconvenient
    at the top of the IE window. What moron dreame this up?

    DB:2.88:Tabs Position In Internet Explorer 9 In Windows 7 px

    Agree, Agree!! I would change back to IE8 myself, but they seem to have made it somewhat difficult to do.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Just Bought My Iphone 4.... With No Sound? z8


    1. NO, my mute button isnt on.2. YES, my volume is up.3. I have not dropped my phone since I purchased it yesterday.There's no sound from speaker phone during a phone call, ringers or ringtones dont make noise even when selecting them through settings, it will not play any music out loud, and basically wont make sound unless the headphones are in. When I remove the headphones it shows that it goes back into it's normal mode but alas, still no sound what so ever. Am I missing some secret mysterious setting or is my Iphone's speakers honestly not working? I can't find anyone with this EXACT problem who A, wasnt a moron who left the mute on or B, didnt have a headphone jack problem.I'm a 5 year blackberryaholic who finally switched to apple products and lemme tell you, I am not a happy camper with this so far.

    DB:2.88:Just Bought My Iphone 4.... With No Sound? z8

    If you are running iOS6 as you state in your post above,please post in the developers forum.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Help Me Please !!! ms


    Good morning,I am a complete moron who knows NOTHING about web design, Expression Web etc.  I was just given this program and told to update (essentially create) our small businesses website.  My question is ... where is the best place for tutorials, and help in learning how to use the program?  (Tutorials, forums etc. designed for a complete moron like myself :o)Thank you so much! 

    DB:2.88:Help Me Please !!! ms

    In addition to the tutorials on Expression Web that Scot and Gregshere pointed you at there are classes with instructors who will answer questions at http://starttoweb.com Also, you will need to learn some basic html and css because a tool like Expressio Web can only do so much. whether you go the free route with tutorials at htp://w3schools.com or watch paid video training like http://lynda.com or http://totaltraining.com (both are subscription services or you can purchase individual dvds) or take a class with an instructore on html and css (HTML Writer's Guild is another online source, community colleges and training centers also may offer classes.) Pick up a book as well for reference, you will probably need or at least want more than one book since CSS is a topic that depending on how complex you want your site to be can require several books and classes.MS MVP Expression http://by-expression.com

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Re: Roamio Plus In Philadelphia 71



    Upon calling the cable card activation number - and giving them the CR number to check status for me - guess what? No card shipped - ticket closed as "In Service" and the moron on the phone "sent a signal" to my box - without ever asking why I was calling in, STILL no cable card and a roamio sitting dark which Tivo is billing me for.

    DB:2.88:Re: Roamio Plus In Philadelphia 71

    davedipietro wrote:

    Upon calling the cable card activation number - and giving them the CR number to check status for me - guess what? No card shipped - ticket closed as "In Service" and the moron on the phone "sent a signal" to my box - without ever asking why I was calling in, STILL no cable card and a roamio sitting dark which Tivo is billing me for.

    Apologies for the issue and the experience that you described above. I have escalated your issue to the right teams so that we can get you a cable card and get that cable card activated and paired correctly.

    That team will review your account and contact you directly. Thanks for your patience.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.88

    DB:2.88:Flash Player? jx


    I love how iPhone handles the internet but the one thing I wish I could have would be a version of Flash Player so I could see video (and other stuff) integrated on the webpage. For example, I can't watch videos on ESPN.com or on the web based version of YouTube. Is there a way to get this kind of stuff or am I just a moron? (you don't have to reply to that last part)

    DB:2.88:Flash Player? jx

    Interesting take on Adobe Flash plug-in for iPhone Safari:

    http://www.iphoneatlas.com/2007/07/31/flash-on-the-iphone-whats-holding-it-back/

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Read This If You Use Windows Xp 64 fa


    As the title says, if you use 64 bit windows you will nodoubt know that there are no drivers available for WIN XP 64, and this thread is to just give an indication to Nokia that maybe there are more than 2 people out here who use the OS and need the drivers. I would suggest that you do a reply saying if you do use WIN XP64 or if you intend on doing so, hopefully this could help Nokia get up and sort out PC suite for XP 64, it could also backfire on me though I guess if no-one replies as Nokia will think I'm the only moron that uses XP64 and a Nokia :-(

    DB:2.87:Read This If You Use Windows Xp 64 fa

    I was told by nokia support that the drivers work
    but that they were unsupported. turns out you can't
    even install them (I tried) on xp 64. It will be
    interesting to see if nokia can deliver a single
    worldwide version of the communicator suite. I got
    a 9500 off the ebay but the communicator suite
    from the US site didn't work, had to download from
    HK where the phone orginally sourced.

    Actually I would really love it if they had Linux
    supported communicator, but I'm not holding my
    breath for that to happen, I'm certain billy boy
    would punish them hard (no vista for you) if they
    started supporting Linux. As far as amd 64 Linux
    seems to be the way to go, no Rhapsody support,
    no gprs, no way to download from msdn, still a lot
    missing. They only reason I use xp is the need to
    be connected to the net over edge/3g, communicator
    suite provides, everything is open source, or
    available on linux.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Idiot Doesnt Read Question d1


    to the idiot who deleted my question... read the post before you mouth off... moron...

    DB:2.87:Idiot Doesnt Read Question d1

    to the idiot who deleted my question... read the post before you mouth off... moron...

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:I Lost All My Apps When I Uploaded Ios5 j3


    When I upgraded to ios5, all the apps I bought as well as the few apps that came installed (moron, etc) disappeared. I purchased these apps directly from the ipad App Store using my Apple ID account and some gift cards. I tried redownloading them from the purchased box, but there is nothing listed there.

    DB:2.87:I Lost All My Apps When I Uploaded Ios5 j3

    When I upgraded to ios5, all the apps I bought as well as the few apps that came installed (moron, etc) disappeared. I purchased these apps directly from the ipad App Store using my Apple ID account and some gift cards. I tried redownloading them from the purchased box, but there is nothing listed there.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Spotify Is So Good I Wish Anyone Other Than Spotify Was Doing It. 97



    It's hard to imagine a better idea with a worse implementation. Whoever decided to link accounts to Facebook logins needs to be kicked directly in the balls until they no longer pose a breeding risk to the rest of humanity. I can see the meeting now:

    Moron: "Duhhhhhhh.... uh.... Facebook is popular, right?"Programmer: "Yeah."Moron: "Duhhhhhhhhhh uh...let's make it impossible to log in to the service were charging people to use unless there's some confusing, impossible to understand connection between their facebook account and Spotify.:Programmer: "Because that's the stupidest idea in the history of mankind."Moron: "Duhhhhhh...uhuh...... thanks! Do it!"

    DB:2.87:Spotify Is So Good I Wish Anyone Other Than Spotify Was Doing It. 97

    Baywatch - Check your other thread!



    -------Check out how we're doing over @SpotifyStatusQuestion answered? Just click 'Accept as solution' to help other users out. Easy.Who's your Spotify Star?

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Hp2500c Compatability zp



    I have a HP2500C Professional Series Printer which I am trying to set up on my computer. I am running Vista but my computer only has USB ports and no parallel port. I have bought a parallel to USB lead but I cannot get the printer to print anything out. I have loaded what I think are the relevant drivers from both the net and also the disc that came with the printer. I am a bit of a computer moron so if there is anyone out there who can suggest a fix can you please put into basic language.

    Can you help?

    Regards

    DB:2.87:Hp2500c Compatability zp


    I have a HP2500C Professional Series Printer which I am trying to set up on my computer. I am running Vista but my computer only has USB ports and no parallel port. I have bought a parallel to USB lead but I cannot get the printer to print anything out. I have loaded what I think are the relevant drivers from both the net and also the disc that came with the printer. I am a bit of a computer moron so if there is anyone out there who can suggest a fix can you please put into basic language.

    Can you help?

    Regards

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Render Yields Green Screen md


    Fairly new to FCP. When importing a Motion file in Animation format, the product is a blank (green) screen. It plays fine in the viewer, but in the canvas, after render, it all goes bad.

    I'm sure I'm going to feel like a moron when I find out what I've done wrong, but could somebody help me feel like a moron, please?

    DB:2.87:Render Yields Green Screen md

    You're much more likely to find a Motion user working with FCP in that forum than you are in this. This is a much smaller forum, and you're much less likely to get Motion users.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Question With Itunes ap


    Alright lets see. I have like close to 3,000 songs in my itunes. When i was trying to click and play a song my computer was running slow so like a moron i kept clicking and before i knew it my itunes flashed and all of the little boxes next to all my songs became unclicked. If you know itunes then you know when a song is unclicked it wont play in shuffle or wont play enless clicked on manually. Now the only way i know how to click all the boxes is manually and id really rather not have to click all 2800, so if there is anyone who knows how to select them all, id really appreciate a reply or email to bballwarrior30@gmail.com, thanks so very much.

    -pete, troubled itunes user

    DB:2.87:Question With Itunes ap

    Only Apple can answer that for you as this is a technical support forum that is mainly used by other users to attempt to help out. Other than the occasional Apple employee posting this forum is not monitored by Apple. Your best bet would be to contact Apple or talk to someone at the Apple store to see if they can answer this question for you.

    Good luck

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Getting Rid Of Windows 37


    Ok I feel like a bit if a moron for having to ask this... But how do close a window once I open it, including iTunes? There's no "x" in the upper left like there is on a windows pc to close a window. Feeling stupid for having to ask but...Thank you!

    DB:2.87:Getting Rid Of Windows 37

    If want to be the main idiot, you have to ge in line behind me.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Seperating Email From Different People 9m


    This crazy new **** system is now combining emails from different people into a single stack of exchanges about the same subject. How the **** do I get them unscrambled. What crazy moron in microsoft thought that is a good idea!? JFC

    DB:2.87:Seperating Email From Different People 9m

    To read email conversations grouped by thread in Windows Live Hotmail:

    Select Options | More options… from the Windows Live Hotmail toolbar.
    Go to Conversation settings under Customize your mail.
    Make sure Group messages by conversation is selected under Conversation settings

    To disable conversation view, select "Show messages individually".
    Click Save

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Appletv(2) Keeps Disconnecting From My Itunes Library a7


    I keep having to walk back upstairs, walking into the room where my Mac is and restart my REMOTE app on my iPhone. Listening to music, streaming a trailer, etc and then all of a suddent the library icon vanishes from the REMOTE app and the APPLETV screen says 'go turn on Home Sharing, moron' - as if I have not already done that.Anyone else have this issue? Fix?Thanks,jf

    DB:2.87:Appletv(2) Keeps Disconnecting From My Itunes Library a7

    I keep having to walk back upstairs, walking into the room where my Mac is and restart my REMOTE app on my iPhone. Listening to music, streaming a trailer, etc and then all of a suddent the library icon vanishes from the REMOTE app and the APPLETV screen says 'go turn on Home Sharing, moron' - as if I have not already done that.Anyone else have this issue? Fix?Thanks,jf

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Where Did My App Saved Data Go? pp


    Where did my app saved data go? I restored my iPhone 3GS because some moron on the Orange helpline told me to, and now all of my data is gone - the apps are all still here but no saves. Any ideas on how to recover them?

    DB:2.87:Where Did My App Saved Data Go? pp

    you can't find your data?maybe it got somewherewhat's more,if you want to find your data,or the dleted data ,you can use the recovery softwarei found my data backyou can have a try

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Itunes To Windows Media Player 3p


    Hello,
    I apologize for the stupidity of my question in advance--I'm a computer moron. Is it possible to take music which I have stored in iTunes and put it into Windows Media Player? If so, how? Thank you for your tolerance!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Plz Tell Me How To Install Ffmpeg ... k8





    and a few others like -php mencoder mplayer etc theres a few places that tell you but im sure most are off since they all differ so much

    im new to being an admin and especially the whole server thing with shell lol any who im quick and not a total moron php and such is my forte`

    but info on how to install it properly on linux FC4 with plesk 8.1 id will be greatly appreaciative and im others will find good use from your info too

    DB:2.87:Plz Tell Me How To Install Ffmpeg ... k8




    I have tried it and it worked. Nice solution.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Windows 7 pd


    Please tell me what is so special about windows 7. Is that the new version after vista? I am not a complete moron but I am a bit confused.Would like to know what Windows 7 is about and if it worth downloading. Sounds like a real headache from what I have read

    DB:2.87:Windows 7 pd

    There are too many things we can talk about new features in Windows 7. Here is a website if you would like to have a look: Windows 7 features

    In my opinion, it changes a lot from Windows Vista. The UI become pretty and the compatibility and performance is much better than Windows Vista.

    Here is the Windows 7 Enterprise 90-day Trial version. If you would like to have a test, get it installed to see the difference:

    http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/evalcenter/cc442495.aspx

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:How Do I Install The Upgrade? ad





    I am trying to install the recent upgrade but after my last ugly upgrade experience I am afraid to make a mistake.

    Do I need to uninstall my current version before installing a new one? If I do, is it just double clicking the uninstall icon and then the install or are there options that I will have to select in this process.

    Thanks
    Ari

    Macbook Pro 2.16 core duo + 2GB ram

    Ps: When giving instructions, please assume I am a computer moron or that I am a computer user (20+ years on a computer) who knows how to use software but has zero knowledge of troubleshooting, etc.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:Satellite People Cut My Cable... xp



    OK, so what are my rights here? A customer of mine had their satellite TV service upgraded. The moron installer cut my CAT5 cable. Customer only got their first name....I want to bill the installer for my time re-installing the cable, but I have no idea who to contact....

    DB:2.87:Satellite People Cut My Cable... xp


    I love customers like that.

    Builders and electricians like to run their own cables so i just say "okay then - here is come cable, you install it between these two points, leave a metre at each end for me and i wont charge you a travel fee for a revisit. When i am next passing i will call in and make it live. "




    Taylor BroadbandA powercode billing system user

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.87

    DB:2.87:A Different Question About Tommorows Update. xk



    I Know that there is an update tommorow to remove the install O/S option on the ps3.

    my question is. I have a new 250gig slim which does not have the option anyway.

    so do i need to install the update.

    sorry if this has been asked but there are so many post on this subject.

    just a final thought this idiot who has hacked the ps3 making this update from sony necessary to protect its security is a parasite to the gaming world.

    i think sony should take legal action to get this moron prosecuted.




    DB:2.87:A Different Question About Tommorows Update. xk

    TamKing wrote:"Use of new features and improvements that are available on PS3 system software 3.21 or later"
    Probably some hidden stuff we don't really need to know about.




  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.86

    DB:2.86:Re: Printwriter ds


    JustLee is one of the people who help on these forums.
    I don't know the history your argument, but I assume that it's because you've been acting like an ignorant moron. We are professional programmers, if we have a problem we sort it out without asking stupid questions on the forums.
    You on the other hand need to be spoonfed, because for some reason the survival of the fittest doesn't work as effectively as I'd like and you and your inbred family is still in "circulation".

    You get help here, you shut up. We help you, we get to insult you.
    I get to insult everyone. I'm a star.

    DB:2.86:Re: Printwriter ds

    the program I was trying to solve fall in the category of Artificuiall intellegnce, I never got the ideal solution for it even in this forum.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.86

    DB:2.86:Help!! ms


    My boyfriend and I both have I-Pods he has a 4gb nano and I have a 30gb classic. Seeing as though he is a moron,and likes to play with mine, my i-pod is now synched with his library.How can I change this without erasing my entire i-tunes library which is twice the size of his.I NEED HELP PLEASE I may hurt him if there is no solution!!

    DB:2.86:Help!! ms

    Have you tried dragging the folder full of music into iTunes? That should restore it all to the library...

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.86

    DB:2.86:Ax860i Loud, High-Pitched Beep Under Load d1


    *EDIT: Please disregard. The cause was actually the UPS in which my system was plugged, not the PSU (which is an anagram of UPS, not that it really matters at all; I just thought that was kinda cool). Please ignore this thread. I'm a moron.

    DB:2.86:Ax860i Loud, High-Pitched Beep Under Load d1

    *EDIT: Please disregard. The cause was actually the UPS in which my system was plugged, not the PSU (which is an anagram of UPS, not that it really matters at all; I just thought that was kinda cool). Please ignore this thread. I'm a moron.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.86

    DB:2.86:Text Not Appearing On Pda Device xd


    I'm not a moron, but I'm new to Flash...I made a swf on my
    PC. It looks perfectly fine on here. Yet, when I run the same swf
    on my handheld, the text is not appearing. The buttons I made work
    and appear, but the text overlay and the directions about which
    buttons to press are nowhere to be found.
    I used a pretty universal font. Any ideas?

    Thanks.

    DB:2.86:Text Not Appearing On Pda Device xd

    Any input on this? I really want to finish the project today.
    I just can't get any of the text to show!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.86

    DB:2.86:Who Was The Moron Who Designed The New Tv Listing Page? da


    Don't these people actually use what they design?

    DB:2.86:Who Was The Moron Who Designed The New Tv Listing Page? da

    We have more than enough threads about this: Comcast TV listings for one. Let's keep this stuff there.



    TANSTAAFL!!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.85

    DB:2.85:Tattoos Are One Thing .. 3k



    .. but this on the other hand is just crazy.

    There are people who have got Pokémon tattooswhomayregret that decision in ten years time. And then there's this guy, who will have many more regrets than that, and a whole lot sooner.

    He's had his armmodified. Cut open at the elbow and small lumps inserted beneath the skin in what those in the trade call a "subdermal implant".

    Making it look like he has six Pokéballs somehow running down the side of his arm.

    I just...why would you...sigh.

    http://kotaku.com/5752504/hey-moron-nice-pokeballs




    Need FIFA Ultimate Team Coins? Check out my site! Use code: TOTW for 10% off!

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Driver Question x8


    Hello all,

    I currently run an Audigy2 ZS soundcard, and I was just wondering what the latest drivers are. I currently have 5.2..442, but it seems that the numbers for that do not coincide with the drivers on the driver page (or I could be a moron). I am getting some lockups, and not sure if it is sound or video when I am playing HL2.

    Thanks!

    CF

    DB:2.77:Driver Question x8

    No answer after more than a week? Cmon guys.....customer service.....

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Ridiculously Difficult To Recover Account 9m



    Had to create a new account to get in here to try and get into my first account.

    What a dismal support system!

    Couldn't remember either Skype name or pwd and every attempt to get them thru the reset process led me back to a login with no added info.

    So I tried support. Is that what they call that fiasco? What a friggin joke! you have to log in to get support on not being able to log in?

    Then tried community...Well SURPRISE...you have to log in there as well in order to get help on not being able to log in!!!

    What sadistic moron designed these "SUPPORT" processes anyway?

    Now after my rant...can anyone tell me who to contact to get the actual login info for my other Skype account?

    Andre`

    DB:2.77:Ridiculously Difficult To Recover Account 9m


    Skype's customer support system is a joke. I've been waiting for my Skype representative to "magically appear" on Live Chat for the last 3 hours.

    I added a credit card last year and changed it to be the primary one for auto renewal of a skype-in number and subscription. Today I got an email saying that my subscription and number were "successfully cancelled". I went in and changed the payment method, and received the on-screen message it had been "successfully changed". This evening, again I got an email saying my services had been "successfully cancelled". What the---? I want to keep the service, and have to, since have it tied to business event upcoming and printed materials all carry the Skype-In number. Anyone have any idea on how to resolve this? No response via [e-mail removed for privacy and security] or via Live Chat, or via FAQs or via anything inhuman. Where are the humans?

    --pinkpopper

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Contacts Gone From I-Phone 4. Help! 3k


    Right, think this may be something I've done, but genuinely not sure what. Had a message come up saying "I-cloud settings not recognised" or somesuch, went to retry, think I might have turned off contacts, and selected delete from iphone (you know, as you do). Thought about it, realised that probably wasn't the cleverest thing to do, swtiched contacts back on, hey presto, no contacts.I'm basically a moron, who is now going to have to ask my friends for all their numbers again, aren't I?Unless there's a way.....any help appreciated/abuse accepted.cheers

    DB:2.77:Contacts Gone From I-Phone 4. Help! 3k

    Right, think this may be something I've done, but genuinely not sure what. Had a message come up saying "I-cloud settings not recognised" or somesuch, went to retry, think I might have turned off contacts, and selected delete from iphone (you know, as you do). Thought about it, realised that probably wasn't the cleverest thing to do, swtiched contacts back on, hey presto, no contacts.I'm basically a moron, who is now going to have to ask my friends for all their numbers again, aren't I?Unless there's a way.....any help appreciated/abuse accepted.cheers

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:It Was.... jx



    Morty McFli.

    http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/KHGre​enRequiem/creations/3271180 - Shame no one will let me remix their DeLoreans, I need a black tim machine now.

    Edit - Also, I'm a clueles moron, and I'm not sure how to upload images which is why I posted the link.




    DB:2.77:It Was.... jx


    Let's try this again, and this time I have pictures since I finally figured out how to get them off of the PS3.

    Credit goes to Xiky for the orginial Marty McFly mod, and if you're wondering what's up with his outfit, I got it from a halriously bad Harry Potter fan fic called My Immortal, more speifically, the end of Chapter 35.

    "“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans."

    Though I'm not sure what a Bnad is, but there you go.




  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:How Do I Know If It Is A Bad Motor, Or A Moron Programmer? 7m


    I am coaching my 4th grade daughter's lego robotics club, and we have to design a robot to do certain tasks. We built one and I have two issues with it. The first is that the forward and reverse are backwards. This is easily fixed by reversing them when programming. Still, I am not sure why it is like this. Secodly, and more importantly, our robot does not seem to turn left. It can turn right no problem, and both wheels can move forwards and backwards. What are we doing wrong? Is it a design flaw, a programming flaw, or a motor issue?

    DB:2.77:How Do I Know If It Is A Bad Motor, Or A Moron Programmer? 7m

    teamwhippersnapper wrote:I am coaching my 4th grade daughter's LEGO robotics club, and we have to design a robot to do certain tasks. We built one and I have two issues with it. The first is that the forward and reverse are backwards. This is easily fixed by reversing them when programming. Still, I am not sure why it is like this. Secodly, and more importantly, our robot does not seem to turn left. It can turn right no problem, and both wheels can move forwards and backwards. What are we doing wrong? Is it a design flaw, a programming flaw, or a motor issue? br/Its a design flaw. I had the same problem, and I still don't know how to make it turn left or right, depending on the situation, but I can help you by telling you when one of the pairs of wheels moves back and the other moves forward, it can move left or right. Still, it depends on which pair moves forward and which moves backwards to determine whether it will turn left or right. Sorry my explanation is a bit confusing =✪✰* == ϻ ₲Ų¥==*✰✪= It's a good explanation! - OJ, MCA



    A.k.a. Timtech, I'm a big fan of LEGO Universe and the whole franchise. I work together with other fans to relive memories of old. Maybe someday, you too will join the forces to perfect LEGO Universe, newly imagined (LUNI).

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Software Update - Help Wanted c7



    When I try to update, the portal displays the message:-

    msxml3.dll error '8007000e'

    Not enough storage is available to complete this operation.

    /global/asp/GlobalNav.asp, line 905

    I am a moron to understand this. both my Passport and the Laptop have more than 20 Gb space available on them. Please help

    DB:2.77:Software Update - Help Wanted c7


    Solved the^problem myself: somehow something went wrong in the registry. Used Windows Fix-it who found some problems. Problems where fixed and the installation of the WD Smartware went smoothly afterwards.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Lonely Defender Of Scriptlets In A Cruel World js


    I'm trying to find more people who are not so reactionary in their view of scriptlets. It seems to be the overwhelming view that all scriplets should be disallowed in jsp pages, even looping tags, or conditional html presentation. I agree with model 2 architecture. I don't think there should be database calls in a jsp page. But what's wrong with one or two lines here and there? Or a for loop for god's sake?
    I know a big argument is so that HTML developers don't get confused, but can't they be instructed not to touch anything between the scriptlet tags? Anyway, when was the last time any of you were on a project that had such a clear distinction of duties. Any project I've been on had java programmers doing the html as well. Someone please tell me I'm not a blithering moron. Or maybe I am.

    DB:2.77:Lonely Defender Of Scriptlets In A Cruel World js

    You don't sound like a moron, at least based on this post!

    I have been on projects where the JSP developers were not Java literate and so scriptlets were not used. However, I agree with you that this is not automatically always the right approach. What's important is to consider the pros and cons and make an informed decision.

    For an enterprise app, the designer would normally look for complete separation of the layers for view, model, controller, persistence etc.

    However, in a small shop where Java programmers create the JSPs and always will, there may not be any benefit in creating extra work just to fit in with the "no scriptlet" dogma. The same thing applies to placing database code in a JSP. You normally wouldn't do this, but for a "quick and dirty" app, you might, as long as you understood and accepted the consequences. If these features are completely evil, then the JSP spec should disallow scriptlets and Sun's custom tag library should not include tags for SQL database access.

    There's always a trade-off between speed of initial development and long-term scalability and flexibility. The trick is to make the right choice for each project and not accept conventional wisdom without due thought.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Can't Stop The Music 77


    I know this is a lame question {my user name should be 'moron'} but, how do I stop the music from playing on my Sansa Fuze? Even when I switch to the main menu, my songs keep playing. I shut it off and turn it back on and the music is still saying it's playing. What am I missing here?

    DB:2.77:Can't Stop The Music 77

    There's not a disc or tape to be stopped. So pause IS stop, with a bookmark where you stopped. Leave it on Pause for a while and it will shut down.

    And when you don't want to listen to the radio, go to the menu and do something else.

    If you want to turn the unit off, hold the power button up until it says Goodbye.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Help For A Moron fa



    Hi Guys,

    I hope someone can help... I took my ps3 to a friends house last night, when I loaded the system up some of the HD settings changed... now I have just tried to load the system back up and cant get a picture Sound is fine, I just can see anything as the settings have now changed.

    Does anyone know any manual workarounds to this? Or do I have to wait until I can get back to my friends house, and then load it back up and reset the system?

    I cant go a week without playing Pro Evo

    Thanks for any advice anyone can give

    DB:2.77:Help For A Moron fa


    toxic-inferno, you are an absolute legend - worked perfectly. Thanks a lot matey

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Netgear Support Web Site, 'Chat' Support Is Completely Worthless And Has No Knowledge ma


    Netgear support web site, 'chat' support is completely worthless and has no knowledge regarding the R7000!!!!

    They are like idiot, moron, democrats!!!!!

    DB:2.77:Netgear Support Web Site, 'Chat' Support Is Completely Worthless And Has No Knowledge ma

    Agree, using portal (my.netgear.com) are usually the the best way to to get beta firmware.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Access To Account "Primary Email" Is Not Permuted.&Nbsp; ??? 31


    Can someone help me do whatever needs to be done to stop getting the following iCal error message that I have recently started to get frequently. Step-by-step help (as if I was a moron) is what works best for me.The server responded with an error.Access to account 'Primary Email' is not permited.The server responded:"403"to operationCalDAVAccountRefreshQueableOperation.

    DB:2.77:Access To Account "Primary Email" Is Not Permuted.&Nbsp; ??? 31

    Can someone help me do whatever needs to be done to stop getting the following iCal error message that I have recently started to get frequently. Step-by-step help (as if I was a moron) is what works best for me.The server responded with an error.Access to account 'Primary Email' is not permited.The server responded:"403"to operationCalDAVAccountRefreshQueableOperation.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.77

    DB:2.77:Album Artwork For Imported Cds? pf


    OK, trying not to sound like a complete moron here, but I'm unable to download album artwork for several of my CDs - I keep getting the error message (Artwork for "ArtistX - AlbumX" could not be found.) when I click on "Get Album Art". But when I look at the iTunes Store, the art is all right there! What gives?? Am I missing something?

    DB:2.77:Album Artwork For Imported Cds? pf

    I am having a similar issue, but when i go to paste it in, it showes up on the properties page, but then when i click ok and go back into my library, the art doesn't show up...

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:6600gt Requirment d8




    Hi guys

    Upon reccomendation from a friend, I purchased a 6600GT AGP video card. I have noticed that the min requirement for this card is 8X VGA compliant mainboard. I checked the specs of my mainboard (GA-8SIMLH) and noticed it is only 4X. Will this card run if I install it or .............? What will happen?

    Thanks

    P.S. - yes i should have checked this stuff out before buying the card. YES, I am a moron.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Good Job Forum Moderators! jc


    Hello,

    I am new to this forum. I have used other forums in the past, including Google and I have to say that I was not happy. It was full of people who would post demeaning, patronizing answers and I had to be careful of what I asked because there was always somebody
    looking for a way to make me look like a moron.
    In the week or so I have been browsing this forum, I have found that the forum users are very respectful and the general ambiance is that of helpfulness. I just would like to say thank you and good job to Microsoft, the forum moderators as well as all
    the contributors. Great job!Chazzie / IT Manager
    Advanced Door Controls, Inc.

    DB:2.76:Good Job Forum Moderators! jc

    Hello,

    I am new to this forum. I have used other forums in the past, including Google and I have to say that I was not happy. It was full of people who would post demeaning, patronizing answers and I had to be careful of what I asked because there was always somebody
    looking for a way to make me look like a moron.
    In the week or so I have been browsing this forum, I have found that the forum users are very respectful and the general ambiance is that of helpfulness. I just would like to say thank you and good job to Microsoft, the forum moderators as well as all
    the contributors. Great job!Chazzie / IT Manager
    Advanced Door Controls, Inc.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Re: Matching Attribute Properties 7a


    Does anyone have some routine that allows you to match properties of attributes within a group of blocks...

    I'm trying to revise a bunch of PID's. The moron who originally created these drawings defined the blocks so that the annotation whithin the symbols are at color 70!!!

    Any help would be much appreciated.

    Thanks

    Steve

    DB:2.76:Re: Matching Attribute Properties 7a

    You're welcome.

    --

    Tim
    "A blind man lets nothing block his vision."

    wrote in message news:5398873@discussion.autodesk.com...
    Works like a charm...Thanks

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Ear Volume 9k


    Okay...I have got to be the biggest moron ever!! How do you increase the volume on the iphone ear piece. I cannot hear anything when someone calls me. I can figure out how to increase the ringer volume...but where the **** is the earpiece volume button/slider thingy???!!!

    DB:2.76:Ear Volume 9k

    The rocker switch on the side will increase the earpiece volume while on a call. Did you make sure to take the protective shipping plastic off the front of the phone?

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:How To Get Rid Of The 2in Plus Space On The Right Of Every Page That Comes Up I Keep Having To Move The Page Back And Forth To See All The Page 7k


    How to get rid of the 2in plus space on the right of every page that comes up? I keep having to move the page back and forth to see all the page!!!! Who was the MORON that came up with this abortion called OUTLOOK??????????

    DB:2.76:How To Get Rid Of The 2in Plus Space On The Right Of Every Page That Comes Up I Keep Having To Move The Page Back And Forth To See All The Page 7k

    Hi WhiteMan(2),

    I sincerely apologize for not being able to answer your concern in a timely manner. We are currently experiencing high volume of inquiries. I understand your frustration especially if you can't see the whole view of your emails. Let me help you with that.

    For us to better understand your concern, please provide us screen shot of your issue in the private message I've created. You need to click the notification that states “You have a private reply to this message. Click here to read it on our secure private
    messages section."

    Note: You need to be signed in to the Microsoft Community forum to view the link. Kindly notify us here when the needed information has been provided in the private message area.

    Thank you.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Help Deleted My Itunes Music&Nbsp; Folder! px


    Ok after thinking what a moron please help. I had planned on moving my folder to an external drive....I did all the steps except consolidating the library before I trashed my folder. All the music is still on my Iphone but Itunes states that it cannot find the song. What should I do

    DB:2.76:Help Deleted My Itunes Music&Nbsp; Folder! px

    I just purchased an external HD and needed to create some room on my HD on my computer. I am not a computer expert. I wanted to move music and photos and the start time machine...If the music is still on my phone why can I not move it back to my computer???

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Numb-Skull Has Skull Tattooed On Face d9



    OK, moron of the year award is reserved for this work-shy toss pot.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3418516/​Tatt-mad-Deon-27-has-skull-for-a-face.html?OTC-RSS​...

    Oh.

    Dear.

    Lord.




  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Who Owns The Dish?? j1



    About a year ago I needed to have my dish repositioned due to poor signal, however, the dish was placed on my roofaerial pole and though no signal could begained from this location, it was left in situ.

    This dish was not placed correctly and has now caused my aerial pole to come loose, it bangs and damage is being caused, Sky have announced they will not remove it, even though it was never owned by me and damage has been caused by the incompetent moron who failed to remove it in the first place!! I have to now pay for it to be removed although it was never mine to begin with!!!

    DB:2.76:Who Owns The Dish?? j1


    You do own the dish, I'm afraid, though Sky have the right to remove it and take it away if you cancel within the first 12 months.

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Admin Locked Out fp





    Hi,

    Im amazed not being able to find this in the faqs or anywhere
    else. How do I reset the locked out flag on admin?

    Maybe im just a moron, or swsoft is for not mentioning this in the docs

    DB:2.76:Admin Locked Out fp




    You had 3 incorrect attempts to log into Plesk CP, thats why it was locked.
    You can change some login parameters at Server-Session Settings:

    Session idle time *
    Invalid login interval *
    Invalid login attempts *
    Invalid login lock time *

    if you forget your Plesk admin password, you can use plesksrvclient.exe utility:

    C:\Program Files\SWsoft\Plesk\admin\bin\plesksrvclient.exe -get

    -r

  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Deploying Vmm 2012 By Using A Vhd.Doc.....Where Is It?? p3


    Hi everyone
    Apologies for being a moron but I am trrying to deploy the VMM 2012 bet and the instructios on the download site keep referring to the Deploying VMM 2012 by Using a VHD.doc
    and it's not on the download.
    just where is this elusive document?
    Thanks Andy

    DB:2.76:Deploying Vmm 2012 By Using A Vhd.Doc.....Where Is It?? p3

    I sent the feedback to the team and now the download link was a direct downoad to the document in question.
    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyID=76002803-4FE8-4573-A76D-6B2B11ADFE58
    Thanks Microsoft for an awesomly fast response :)
    Andy

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    DB:2.76:New User (Moron) - Damaged Solaris Os dj


    A 'friend of mine' who is knew to unix was logged in as 'root'. (I think you know something sad is about to happen)
    He tried to use patchadd to manually add a patch.
    Somehow* the folder /var/sadm was 'cleansed' of all files and sub-folders.
    OK, OK, it was me!

    I was preparing for a full reinstallation when I received an email from someone saying that I might be able to a re-install that will keep all my user and system settings. That person is no longer available to help me.
    I've tried to locate some help on the Sun site but am a bit overwhelmed by all the information.
    If someone can help or direct me to the appropriate information, I promise to:
    1. Engage my brain at all times
    2. Think extremely carefully before logging in as or doing anything as 'root'.

    *Too embarrassing to explain

    DB:2.76:New User (Moron) - Damaged Solaris Os dj

    A 'friend of mine' who is knew to unix was logged in as 'root'. (I think you know something sad is about to happen)
    He tried to use patchadd to manually add a patch.
    Somehow* the folder /var/sadm was 'cleansed' of all files and sub-folders.
    OK, OK, it was me!

    I was preparing for a full reinstallation when I received an email from someone saying that I might be able to a re-install that will keep all my user and system settings. That person is no longer available to help me.
    I've tried to locate some help on the Sun site but am a bit overwhelmed by all the information.
    If someone can help or direct me to the appropriate information, I promise to:
    1. Engage my brain at all times
    2. Think extremely carefully before logging in as or doing anything as 'root'.

    *Too embarrassing to explain

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    DB:2.76:Moron Alert 83


    I've just got off Warhawk, and boy am I pissed. I was playing on the Eucadia map, and defending home base in CTF. Anyway I was on the lip of crater, that the base sits in. When this complete moron, scoops me up, and drops me in the drink. It was preemptive, and he did repeatedly. Why, I don't know, All I can think, is he thought it was funny, or wanted to trash my score. Surely they can put something into the game, to stop people doing this, like a TK!

    DB:2.76:Moron Alert 83

    Your pain is well known.

    http://community.eu.playstation.com/showthread.php?t=201382



  • RELEVANCY SCORE 2.76

    DB:2.76:Illustrator Layer Support fx


    i'm an illustrator novice and a motion moron so this is most likely a rather simple query. beyond ampede's layerlink, is there any way to retain illustrator layers in motion? i have been rasterizing in photoshop which obviously retains layers but i'm doing some things where i'd prefer the graphics to stay in their vector states. thanks!

    DB:2.76:Illustrator Layer Support fx

    thanks for the confimation, guys. nice to know i can point myself in the right direction sometimes.

    zeb

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    DB:2.76:Xfinity Service Is Ridiculous a8



    I have been dealing with Xfinity for the last 2 days because some moron screwed up my service! I am supposed to have Phone, Internet TV. Well my phone doesn't work all the moron reps keep telling me that I don't have phone service but the best part is that I have a phone # with Xfinity. Seriously Annoyed!!!!

    DB:2.76:Xfinity Service Is Ridiculous a8

    Since you're not getting any help from the front line folks, try sending an email to Comcast corporate customer service (we_can_help@cable.comcast.com). Some folks have reported success with it.For the quickest response, please include:Your full name;Service address;Phone number an alternate number if possible; (best number to use to call you)Account number;A link to your post.Or you can ask for help in the Broadband Reports Comcast Direct Forum or via Twitter. Sometimes the higher visibility makes Comcast more responsive.

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    DB:2.76:Help! I Am A Ps5 Moron! dm



    I am trying to use Photoshop CS5 as part of the trial before I buy/update my CS3. Does PS have a photo bin at the bottom of the screen or is that available only in PSElements? If there is a photo bin in PS, how do I make it visible?

    DB:2.76:Help! I Am A Ps5 Moron! dm


    Thank you so much! I have the palette set up now.